Like taking dangerous poisonous monkeys to Newcastle

Jeremiah squeezed into a suitcase for a wild weekend in Newcastle. His 7 female companions wore danger poisonous monkey t shirts and all looked exactly the same as Michelle. Jeremiah was treated to a couple of nights in a posh hotel, pampering, cocktails, laughter and kisses. He now swings on a Newcastle lamppost. It isn't known if this was a release or a lucky eascape?